Sixties Soap

Georgina Luton married Sir Nigel Conduit, heir to the ‘SaltyCrisps’ millions and is now a retired cat lady in a small village in France.

Nigel Fitzpatrick joined the Coca-Cola Company and drowned in a vat of Dr. Pepper under mysterious circumstances.

Paulette Risen became a Christian TV evangelist and has her own channel in Denver.

Hortence Tully won the Miami lottery and became and alcoholic.

Millicent Maloney is appearing at Grangetown Working Men’s Club on Friday.

Carla Kaljeskis became a famous author after her hit book ‘How I shot President Kennedy and got away with it’.

Loretta Thapchurch married Mr. Kipling.

Nick Carter does voice over work for educational cartoons in Wisconsin.

Sarah Elizabeth married for the ninth time this month to a Texan oil millionaire.

Lloyd Laurence died on stage in an RSC production of Hamlet at the age of 89. He was playing Hamlet.

Billy Walters owns a newsagents in Morecambe.

Tommy Walters was last seen in a new-age travellers group outside Hastings.

Bongo Macalister does the voice for Thomas the Tank Commander, a World War 2 children’s series.

Harry Prentice is a practising Buddhist priest in Tibet.

Neil Arlington is currently appearing as ‘Mac Ready’ on Fox TV, as a New York policeman sent to serve overseas in the fictitious English community of Darlington.

Daniella wrote her life story before becoming a serial killer and being executed by electric chair in Huston in 1982.

Nancy fell down an open lift shaft whilst trying to sell her idea for a cartoon series about a comical American family with a naughty son and very bright saxophone-playing daughter. The idea was rejected, being considered too similar to The Simpsons. She is currently in the Happy Home Sanatorium for the acutely embarrassing in Michigan.

Lois Cordoba married Crazy Martin and they now live in New Hampshire with their twelve children. Martin is an insurance salesman.

 Pamela Kooky remained as Nelson’s secretary up until his untimely death in a vat of Dr. Pepper. She was cleared of murder when O.J. Simpson confirmed that she had been with him at the time.

Bridget Dunoon became the vice president of Playboy and is head of a multi-national ‘Adult’ company.

Dudley Shannon became the first man to fly single handedly round Chester Cathedral on a bicycle powered helicopter but was tragically killed attempting a similar stunt on Mount Kilimanjaro when his bicycle clip slipped and he plummeted into a ski slope where he was run over by an outing of lady pensioners from Rhyll.

Buzz Anderson became leader of an ancient Egyptian religious sect and is currently living in Madrid, as a woman.

Melanie is a primary school teacher in Baltimore.

 Maisy Kinsey is professor of applied aromatherapy at Bangor University Idaho.

 Tyrone Majors became famous as Brent Hardwood in a number of Spaghetti westerns and recently featured as a Rhesus monkey in Planet of the Apes.

Dale Benton retired from the entertainment industry and became a quiz show host on Family Fortunes.

Ma Baker is still a make-up lady at LBC Philadelphia.

Sue Ashton is currently teaching kickboxing to tourists in Moscow.

Linda Mackenzie secretly married an important member of the British royal family but was then locked away in Balmorals castle to avoid publicity.

Vision Oram changed her name back to Edith Johnson and now works as a taxi company receptionist in Bradford.

Vince Bailey became the Republican candidate for Governor of California last year and lost on a recount. He hopes to one day be President.